fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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