Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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