So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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