whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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