I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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