like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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