My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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