she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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