Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My cat gives me a boner
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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