Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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