Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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