I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize