in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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