How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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