If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize