You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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