And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This baby is an asshole
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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