Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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