Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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