just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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