i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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