your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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