Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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