I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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