If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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