Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize