You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Swine flu is the new snow day.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
do nipples grow back?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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