its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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