do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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