Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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