First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
tell me about the fingering
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