I'm drive I can fine osifer
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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