i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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