so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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