please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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