My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
3pm strippers are depressing
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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