thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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