The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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