i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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