all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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