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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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