honey bunches of taint.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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