I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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