we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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