I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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