he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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