woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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