$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
NoShamevember. You game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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