i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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