Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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