yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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